In a bad mood to look at (a)
3 a boys girlfriend said: Has long been tired of individual team?
that both men how did ah …
children …. Why bother! ! The running time does not hold the ball you are right ….
the future of a child ~ ~
16. senior day self-study finished downstairs, that walk in front of me a roommate secretly ran up fiercely towards his ass gave him a kick, also shouted: you from actually learning a? ! Man rubbing his ass back pitiful look at me, trembling, said: Well. Standing face to face after a few seconds, I was wondering how to apologize, the man replied: Big Brother, my freshman year, freshmen, after not dare to …
advance surveying good the terrain
14. saying that one day a stomach ache, busy hurried package go to the bathroom, slipped out of pants for a long time trial of strength, life,mbt kimondo, put the loud noise of the fart. And then I heard the next door to the pit of man: You just be a scare, paper out into the pit of the
too bad …. bully kids ~ ~
8 years later, we inadvertently meet again, she whispered to me: all these years you getting it? You Well. waiting for you, sit down, faint and asked:
This is a tactic …..
opposite guy eating noodles is really a waste. Noodles push lightly two left. Justice that bowl down to the roadside looks hungry wildcat. While, the little guy back, holding a bottle of water. Look suspiciously at the empty bowl … At that moment, I just want to when buried eating surface passers …
this father when too …. The children fall ….
too fake the …..
hanging above the the …..
25. 3 years old said 10 years old said The age of 18 want to leave this house. 25-year-old, 30-year-old 50-year-old 70 years old my mother but also in this, I am willing for my mother to give up everything
miscalculation … very serious consequences …
two groups of kids do not know how to think ..
23. his net worth millions, with numerous luxury cars, private luxury restaurants, modern farms. Since the QQ, lost, he lost everything.
and maybe to
coincidence
24. his time on the paper stack of heart-shaped origami, to see her give her. How long are the habits? He does not remember very clearly. Suddenly, one day, she said on the phone: you dress up dress up, we went to the Civil Affairs Bureau, licensing
15. work in the morning to take the subway, many people especially crowded! Next to a girl looks very kawaii is texting, I do not looked she wrote, While no intention of looked back and saw this girl goes on to say
19. go to school shopping in the supermarket.
cash register when not brush bar code will have a came out of the sentence:
just the time of enrollment, the class introduce themselves. A male student to the podium: … I called Xiaqi to …… .
the ……………
This child is very calm ..
18. girlfriend said I did not see how to recover promised, loss of her, so break up, I re-chase, and I agreed. Then, the wood and then a. Lie to break up without so play
1 to take advantage of the students take a bath to go to his girlfriend’s cell phone number changed. Evening the Tang Chuangshang sent him a text message Saw that the man suddenly stand up out of bed Bada Bada smoked He Yan, find the bedroom people to borrow money …
22. he meets a voluptuous and wealthy woman, she lost the spirit Britain Road. He quit his job, betrayed fiancee eloped with this woman, on the plane, the woman asked him, Do you remember high school you humiliated Baoya of girl do? He hesitated and the front of this woman imagined familiar. You? He asked. The woman shook his head to sneer, thanks to your gift, she graduated from high school committed suicide. Panic, you. . . ? The woman Yin Xiao, I was her brother.
this baby hey do not listen …
6. One day, my sister went to the brother room.
sister:
sister added:
sister to say:
7 day, a traffic jam in Beijing for several hours, a friend finally could not stand, he exploded to open the door,MBT Kisumu Sandals, opened the trunk, a long stick from the inside out. All of the traffic jam of people looked at him in surprise, I saw that he cursed the ground a snail knock the smash, while knocking the side of curses:
This is 6 points?
to sensational:
20. intestinal total area of 200 square meters, our housing feces place to live, might as well go When the feces, was born not as good as the feces ~~
funny video at a glance:
17. class, a student hungry, put the noodles. In order to prevent the teacher found so books, head buried to go, but the heat to take out. Teacher said very calmly:
21. child, the teacher told me: the human body has a hard villain and a lazy villain when you hesitate, they will fight. Primary school, hard-working villain often lazy villain trounced junior high school, tied to the high school is a lazy villain often win. But I went to college I suddenly found that they do not fight, the mother of the hard-working villain killed
13. robber: ; robber looked up and down a lot of female staff, scolded:
2. son trembling home: The father is very angry:
upstairs Zhenhen ….
child … how to think
this the hanging Dehen ~ ~
double whammy! !
too much to force the …
hey how to say …
again sensational:
4 dinner, worried about a female colleague said:
This is also the double whammy,!
jump really high …
10. company MM, A while back, the QQ signature 5.05 6.10 7.12 8.18 9.23 (), research studies, can not be calculated. Issued to the company that mathematical genius, did not do it. Finally had to ask her:
11. the morning, the husband rolled over, the quilt took him wrapped up, roll several layers. I looked to continue whirring sleeping, and I’m cute, like to be cut sushi. Then, with his belt, down the middle to large rolls of the Department of circle, went off to work. 4:00 am back to see her husband maintained a sushi shape to be cut in the morning, still in bed, just a little different angle, and looked at me and the vision of Resentment. He said: hungry for a day is not the key, when I go off the air conditioning dead heat is not the key, the next day how to get the unit to explain did not work but does not answer the phone is not the key, the key is: the bed opposite the wear wardrobe He looked at himself in the mirror and find it very funny. Laugh pee not Biezhu. . . .
dog stupid …. Do people stupid?
the cups …
last animal world dolphins are actually also a car accident …
12 on the taxi radio said
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