Jokes summary
200 000 more than a joke ! To see how long you can sustain ., The tortoise is bathe was a toad saw the,
turtle: never seen beauty like me? See your eyeballs almost pop out.
toad: girl, you Give me a break I did not see me goose bumps?
oriole see in the foraging of weasels, said: weasel cursed: The dragonfly mother do not trust Q: When does she work?
Dragonfly: That was singer Oh!
dragonfly mother: singer? A tunneling
4, an ant and the crows on the tree fight!
ants: you kind of give me a down!
Crow: So, you kind of give me up!
ants: I was waiting for you, you look good! good!
Crow: What do you want?
ant: I’ll go get all my brothers together to shake you down killed you!
5, both feces shell dragonfly welfare lottery, A feces shell dragonfly: in toilet Awards put the radius of 50 miles to buy it, eat your fill!
B feces shell dragonfly: Ah Tai Su If I were in the awards on the package a living, eat fresh!
6, public butterfly mother butterfly sings:
heard a scream followed by the female butterfly sings: riverside cave frog couple in hibernation. Drake: more than happy. Duck on drake: Do not look at the big boss, live in villas, honeymoon, we in this life to say nothing of not even think about!
8, the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, and what did not catch, and go home.
next day, the little rabbit went to the river fishing, or what did not you catch home. On the third day
, rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish from the river to jump out, directed at a small rabbit shouting:
What the hell I would have dared to use carrots as bait, I flat dead!
(a) a village head home the wrong drink into the pigpen, lying on the sow around: his wife: Give me a glass of water, sow hum a hum, the village head said that does not fall will not fall chant , and threw Johnson. Readily touched: buy leather, or double-breasted. Reference (b) of the old couple to be photographed, the photographer asked:
(c) of the day, a barber selling candied fruit hit, police asked the barber to the police station: Why did you beat to sell candied fruit? The barber said: *** in the house, I perm, hot paste myself
(d) a male into constipation, to find that one person ran into the house on the instant, the wind and rain outside shouting, children, I really envy you so fast. The old lady: the ancient pound cat Benny! The foreigner was shocked, and even the elderly are foreign languages! Gift chocolate, the old lady thought it was dried sweet potatoes, said: I Laiwu have Foreigner fainted! the
(6) Butterfly, Bee said: you really petty, to a stomach sweet, but one is reluctant to give me, Bee said: Well! Said I, your head braved long two antenna Why do not I send text messages it.
(7) {peer} fertilising and mosquitoes love, fertilising: Wife: 10 points, her husband: the whole? Wife: too early to it, others do not have to get some sleep! I asked ten o’clock? Wife: eleven o’clock in the entire bar.
(9) the couple fighting, a pillow thrown downstairs, I happened to pass a beggar, Jinki, and then flew the next quilt, beggars ecstasy rushed upstairs shouting: big brother upstairs, wiping away tears. sakes, that woman dropped Come. Reference (10) wife: night do not want to Events? Husband: want old wife: not allowed to say tired after work that night, the spirit can not fool the bin, her husband: it is necessary, his wife: that night I have a change of clothes to wash it. a young woman garbage
(11), careless slip in the rubbish about getting up, a scavenging old man in his arms, the old man said with emotion: the city people will not live. such a good daughter-in-law said not to do.
(xii) a National People’s Congress toes suddenly turning blue, geniuses diagnosed with cancer, so removed, a few days, two toes turning blue, resection, three days later, the soles of the feet the whole turning blue, and had to turn a large hospital, the last expert consultation diagnosed as: socks fade.
farmers catch a donkey into the city, donkey through a red light, a fine of 10 yuan. Drink donkey farmer: More gas farmer: Farmer a rage, shouted: Farmer fire: Farmer tears Road The farmer said: ;
secretary phoned her husband: I and executives to Beijing for a meeting
husband phoned Valentine: these days my wife was not at home with me < br> Valentine’s call to counsel students: these days the teacher something, be closed
students to call Grandpa: these days do not have classes, Grandpa, you play with
grandfather to the Secretary call: Beijing can not go, the grandson asked me to call to accompany
Secretary to the husband: CEOs suddenly something not meeting
husband to lover to call: my wife does not go , the next Besides
lover to counsel students call: these days operate as usual!
students to call my grandfather: 555 teacher said that these days will operate as usual ;
grandfather called the secretary: or go to Beijing, you are ready to prepare
3. a beggar knocked on the window and said: Give me some money.
Mr. looked, said: give you a cigarette.
beggar said: I do not smoke, give me some money.
Mr. said: my car, a beer, you drink the bottle bar.
beggar said: I do not drink wine, said Mr.
: that so, I take you to the mahjong, I pay you, bet, win your.
beggar said: I do not gamble, give me my money. money.
, President said: I’ll take a sauna to enjoy on the train, I take you back, let my wife take a look at: a no smoking, no drinking, no , prostitution of man can be mixed Chengsha Yang
4 from the police academy Mr. Chang, graduated two years of marriage, the wife of feeling some strange, suspected his wife was having an affair. day, Mr. Zhang is always found his wife’s cell phone text messages of a stranger, but each time the message content is the same: Zhao Xiong ask you to help me do something. After two hours, the snail has not come back, turtle anxiously shouted: fuck do not come back I would starve to death when the door came the sound of the snail’s: his mother say I do not
day, cattle donkey a difficult question, to ask Donkey brains, or could not answer. Cattle cursed: I am really an ass, Nanzuonvyou Well! Reference 2. seven years after graduation, and finally picked up a big project to build a thirty meters chimney, the duration of two months, cost three hundred thousand, but to be underwritten. Finally engage finished at the end of last year. People to come to the acceptance was cursed to die, not get paid. Mom! Drawings to see anti-people to dig a well!
3. a drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by onlookers, police came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I just arrived.
4. doctor asked the patient how fractures. The patient said, I think the shoe sand, leaning telephone poles shaking shoes. TMD have a bastard after thought I was electrocuted, but shoved a wooden stick and gave me two sticks
5 a saying, turtle dad, one of the turtle mother and the son of a bitch decided to go on a picnic, they took a Shandong bread and two cans of the sea
the end of the chicken, then starting to go to Yangmingshan. Bitter climb has finally arrived! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment to quasi-
prepare a meal. Results, but found that did not bring the can opener! son of
turtle: must wait for me back! can not go back on Oh! The turtle
mother: his wife …… first dinner not? super hungry said … the
dad on the turtle: Tortoise parents no matter! The old couple decided to start. come up with
pie is ready to open to eat.
suddenly, the son of a bitch behind a tree stuck his head out …
son of a bitch: opener? I waited for twenty-five years, and finally
in I wait for it! I hate people lie to me!
6 small Xin: Dad, why is my name inside the three gold ? father
: missing gold in your life, so named Xin,MBT Night Shoes, like some human lives, lack of water, it’s called Miao, some human lives, lack of wood called Sen.
small Xin: Dad Dad, you said that Guo Jingjing sister lives in what is missing?
7. a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench in love, the woman suddenly want to fart.
man said: I Faculty Valley Bird call, you listen really like unlike.
male than hear and
so, women under the cover of not birds in the valley?
male: fart too loud, I could not in!
8. injured turtle snail to buy medicine. over two hours. snail has not come back. the turtle anxious cursed: fuck back I do not die when the door came the sound of the snail: Who the hell say I do not
9. someone keep a pig trouble, abandoned, and pigs know return , a few abandoned reactive. day, the drive to turn a lot of bending abandoned pig, and late-night call to his family, and asked: Its roar: The elephant shook himself, and the ants are out. At this time there is a fall of ants shouted at the elephant’s neck, strangle it.
11 a day on the computer class, there is a row of students of computer crashes. So a student stood up and said: out to eat. This administrator explained: it has been fed peaches, the results of leptin on the pull out, scared monkeys, now must eat. In 13
Xiao Ming: a eunuch ………………………
was unable to bear asked: : also polite simply said: helpless: Goku:
the my letter write very slowly, because I know you see the word offensive.
this week we next 2 rain for the first time next four days the second time in three days!
you in Huaguoshan you getting? In heaven over very well, there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot out not down, you say bitter?
here the beef noodle soup is very good to eat, another day you came we went to West Street restaurant to eat hot pot! Guanyin Sister
you give birth, because they do not know born male or female, we do not know your uncle or aunt!
I sent your clothes you got me? Going to send me afraid of overweight, so the buttons cut out the pockets on the clothes!
not early to write here, free to play, remember not to drink plenty of water here or to the urine does not come out very hard to accept!
P. S had wanted to give you money, but the envelope has been stuck on!
17 dyspepsia patients complained to the doctor: I recently quite normal to eat what to pull, to eat the cucumber pull cucumber, eat watermelon pull watermelon, how can we return to normal? The doctor was silent a moment, then you can only eat shit.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: he can not help but sigh in Shanghai is really Ants said: This approach put the cut into four sections to play mahjong go earthworms father thought, put the cut into minced meat. The earthworm mother cried and said: Cut so the pieces will die! Earthworms father weak, said: slow .. he said: you come, I am back to you .. then .. the snail came up .. after a while .. the turtles see an ant .. and said to him: you are also on Come on .. So the ants will come up. Ants up later .. see the above snail .. he simply said One day, a fire, the father and mother are to escape, only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: ….. A What the hell are you doing? Fast out – a fire, but also stay inside ….. had a leaves – half a day, no fish on the hook, he changed a piece of bread – the same half-day no fish on the hook – no way he had to replace it earthworms ~ or half-day no fish on the hook ~ ~ In my fury – took out 100rmb fell into the water and large curse: Buy their own! ! !
24 at the same table cold runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, nose continue to force the inhalation of nose. Write on the blackboard language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher said: the
He replied: man like me; ; tell us: the bath at home opportunities, so the bath must go outside to wash …..
28. Xiao Ming after using the toilet back to the classroom with a teacher said: happen to think the ants ant the word in English, so testing Xiao Ming: always when put loud fart colleagues could not help but say to him: ; I do not say anything, and has now been transferred into a vibration! , said the bloodthirsty vampire. Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to part identification, experts said gravely:
32. son: mother: said ..
33. a prisoner and executed, the bullet is … Then the prisoner burst into tears: know why? fate, I also became a doctor of Chinese medicine, the pinching pills
36. a man? not find a girlfriend, but unfortunately I went to fortune teller, fortune tellers, said: you, the first half doomed no woman; shall not be the man eyes lit up: I have later in life should have? fortune teller said: hey, later in life you get used to a person’s life
37 a person to eat less than a beef, beef noodles look to ask the boss, then pointing to the bowl: beef noodles how beef? boss said dismissively: Do not be too seriously, do you expect from wife cake to get that a wife?
38. three mice were tasting the wine in the United States, Japan, China, drink American wine mice, walk three steps and fell back; drink Japanese wine mice, go to step 2 on the back; drink Chinese Erguotou the mouse, holding a kitchen knife, shouted: ; I ordered the braised fish, how not to do? now catch?
40. Once upon a time there was a person Jiao Shuang.
he died.
funeral day.
his family cried: ‘A ……
Shuang Shuang A. ‘
Passers-by did not understand. Asked: ‘are cool what are. ‘
Family cried:’ Shuangsi …… Shuangsi!
41. A man to jump, just come back the wife shouted: our way again! long-Carpool with chief of elevators, the Secretary put a fart after section chief, said: : fat, the mouse was moved: encourage their own words to himself: really, really very creative …
45 friends to go hiking to the summit, a female face of the beautiful mountains and rivers shouting: the motherland, ah! my mother a crush on her boys quickly followed by shouting: motherland ah! my wife’s mother!
46. I bought two puppies called unfortunately died in a car accident when I saw the Tang Zeng rid of Wukong encountered monster, he had read magic spell Wukong would like to call to come back for help, and soon the air came a voice: 48 mice go convenience, see Bear is also too frightened to say a word, the Bears saw a mouse, said: Bear asked: [When the mouse to the toilet paper ..
49. Just chat with friends, which comes to you, you know? And their noisy, and almost beat up, because some of them that you monkey, and some say you like the apes, it is too much! No see you pig!
50 panda birthday, said: I made two wishes, one can cure my dark circles, and the other is a color photograph
51. bees Kuangzhui butterfly, the butterfly is married to the snail. The bees did not understand: He did not answer better than me butterflies: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, like you live in a dormitory
52 day elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this elephant said. You stand up. Started to stand up. Ants! You sit down and go. The elephants did not understand ask the ants you want to do it. One will stand up and sit down for a while. Ant answer to say! I lost my underwear I see you steal wear
53. Production team has just bought a male donkey, but a few days later he died. Just mare estrous. Production team of employees called to go in the field travel of the production team captain. ? Fertilising mother: the child, when to eat how can say the nausea
55. A meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, hope you can be beautiful. Surprisingly, Xu just finished the wish of meteor ; whiz !
56 as a fulcrum to a canteen bread, I will be able to tilt the earth!
57 to see the cafeteria food can only take pigs, and actually gave us to eat? : Bats in God that reincarnation. God can promise you three conditions, bat said hot drink, come! Toilet flies: people with different non-phase plan to eat in good Shayong light ass beauty you’ve seen a few?
60. sophomore year, all quarters of the girls like the song Zhou Hua Jian, a tape was borrowed borrowed. The girls of the day, capped Q: Zhou Hua Jian it? The bunk girls answer: in my bed! Two seconds of silence, and then all overturned bed.
61. a boys to the same class of a sheng take the nickname, called Panzhu girls crying to the teacher, the teacher promised the boys criticized the next day the teacher in class terms: nicknames, not others like Han on Jiaosha that? Ordinary dog dismissive look at it, said: idiot, look at points, I was a plainclothes!
the seven Xiannvhu bath, Pig anxious can not see. seriously
monk shouted toward the lake: the donor, careful crocodile ah!
seven fairy naked dash ashore.
Journey sigh: IQ of leadership beyond the ah
monk four plane to travel, the way the crash, but the parachute only three.
Thus, the monk said, to answer, answer the jump.
Monkey: Sun Wukong, the sky a few sun.?
Wukong: a.
monk: give you a.
Monkey: Drifting, the sky a few moon?
Drifting: a.
monk: give you one.
side of the Pig is happy, such a simple question.
Monkey: Journey, the sky a few stars?
. . . .
Pig jumped down. the
Not long after, four of them also fly to travel. The way they crash, or only three parachutes.
they continue to answer questions.
Monkey: Monkey, the People’s Republic of China was formed?
Wukong: 1949.
monk: give you a.
monk: Drifting, the liberation war, many people died ah?
Drifting: 250 million people.
monk: give you one.
Monkey: Journey, that 2.5 million people in the name of what?
…… Journey only since a jump down. third
, four of them fly to travel en route to an accident.
this time, Journey said: Master, you do not ask, I jump.
then plunged into the stream. monk
hands together: Amitabha, this parachute four
1 a night, a naked man called a taxi driver intently stared at him, naked man was furious and roared: You his mother have never seen a naked man! The driver also was furious: I see you fucking money from where!
male and female friends slept in a room, the woman drew a line: over the line is a beast. Woke to find the man really over the line, the woman severely beat a man a slap in the face: you can not even animals are not as
3. One day, Liu Hongtao encounter foreign guests and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests said: I am his mother or square shows 70 it!
parents to be father repaired, he ran to find her mother complained: parents: Dinner one day asked her: a little mouse on the cliff waving short front paws again and again to jump off, and strive to learn to fly next to the mother of bat watching it fall badly beaten, worried about: it is father, or tell it, it not Zan natural!
and friends to the the Taishan top to see the sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky and said: when the distance Tizhaokuzai out shouted: Ghost: God, my next reincarnation and the angels as the body white, with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: that you be reborn to Whisper.
2. Have a friend for the first time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun embarrassed crying; when suddenly there was there shouting: That a friend, I can be happy, along with his shout:
3. Married soon to the ants and elephants, the elephant died. Side of the ant buried elephant, while crying: A boy crush on a girl and blow the courage to ask that girls like what kind of boys
.
5. The day I was out of breath to catch the last train, side chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master me ~
windows suddenly famous passenger stuck his head slowly, telling me: Monkey King. You do not chase
6. Day test organisms, which a question is look at the bird’s legs to guess the name of the bird. Certain students really do not understand the anger on the paper a tear ready to leave the examination room. Invigilator was very angry and asked him: After the performance of a beautiful Mongolian actress, met with the leadership came to power, then her hand, Wenhanwennuan not Kenfang half a day, a cordial and asked: What is your name? The actress replied excitedly Road A person to buy one can only say Liangzi Who’s parrot, one day the owner was not at home, change gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who is it. A
: Gas-exchange
parrot: Who. : change gas
……
master home door lay individuals
A master wondered, Who
door: change the gas
. One person to see a bunch of things on the road, knelt down, smell the smell, that may be going to the toilet, touch the point to put his mouth to lick and said, really is a going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! The ~
10. The doctor asked the patient how fractures, A: I think the shoe sand, leaning telephone poles shaking shoes, I shake shake …… personally thought I was electrocuted, but shoved the stick to me two stick.
11. A professor teaching in the field: A student quickly said: is the index finger. A public toilet, A monarch constipation, pull the long dragged out, then another man B Jun stormed to just squat on the crackling pull good fun, A monarch, after hearing, said: Yeah, pull so happy For some that is to practice riding a bike in front to a pedestrian, for some that panic, shouting: Stop! The persevering Moujun riding bad or to pedestrians knocked down. The pedestrian got up and was furious: Hello targeting is not! Day, even to call her mother, the little guy answered the phone. Out of courtesy, I have exchanged greetings with her.
colleague’s son, 4 years old. Classic phrase: In a car accident on the highway – the tortoise trampled nest cattle. Police are investigating the cause of the accident said the nest cattle: turtle how to hit you? Hanging plaster nest cow panic yet recalls: I do not remember, his speed was too fast!
16. A polar bear alone stay in the ice daze, really boring, began to pull their own hair to play one …… two …… three …… the last pull of one is not left, he suddenly cried out ………… cold Oh! ! ………………
17. Colleagues daughter is small Meirenpeizai, and her mother often ask her: the beauty of children, today someone not call you? do not think I am beautiful. A couple of contraceptive failure epigenetic a little boy, the child’s life out of the clenched fist, has been laughing. Nurse his fist one broke. Found that there are a contraceptive then the little boy to speak: The two men go to the mountains to play, a person accidentally took a fall off a cliff, companions anxious shouting: I still fall down ~ ~ ~ ~
20. Top a man riding a bicycle not palm handlebar, hands across their chests, a traffic police saw: good palm of your hand! The man replied, comrades!
21. The monkey asked the fox, how to use a song to describe an elephant to put that ass? The fox said: Leo ant heard to say: Two brothers tiger chasing his brother really can not run, said: Noodles Kick-Ass was the bread, looking for the cousin of instant noodles to revenge, instant noodles, saw BEAN BAG meal beaten, came back on the noodles: Do not worry, I put it feces to break out.
24. A fashionable woman took the bus, see an empty potty pulled out a tissue fierce rub a while, just to sit unfortunately put a fart next to a man laughed:
25. Penguin is boring, I think of the Arctic to look for polar bears to play
and walked away, for many years, is coming, and suddenly thought of a home gas not closed good
so returned, and walked away, and went for many years, shut the gas off again, and again walked away and went for many years
finally came to the polar bear’s door, knock on the door:
– polar bear! Come out to play!
polar bear:
– do not play.
26. Junior high school, a math teacher equation change the sleeves and a pull on the podium loudly: the students’ attention! I want out of shape! The ……
27. Strabismus of a judge, on the 1st trial, B, C three criminal suspects, judges
A said: I did not ask you.
C said: On the aircraft, the crow said to the stewardess: crow with a smile on pig said: Rabbits walk into a store to ask the boss: Do you there is no carrot to sell? His wife to say: no. After a child rabbit again Q: Do you there is no carrot to sell? The boss said there was no impatience. After a child rabbit again asked the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble I took the scissors to cut your ears!
After a while the rabbit again: do you have scissors to sell? The boss said: no. The rabbit asked: Do you have no carrots sold.
30 of. The devil seize the princess
Beelzebub said: You called the broken throat, no one will rescue you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
: Princess, I’ll save you!
devil: to speak of the devil!
Cao Cao: devil, you told me why?
devil: Wow, a ghost!
ghost: Fuck! Been found. Share
rely on: the nonsense, who found me?
: Off I Pishi
devil: oh, my god!
God: Why did I? !
who: no one told you!
: how can I! ! !
said that the devil from this schizophrenic.
31. King was asked the princess marriage, an apple on the Princess head, who put the shot have the opportunity to marry the princess.
first men shot to Apple, he said: three men accidentally shot dead princess, he said: , turned around and ran until it went to a dead end, thinking that this is over, that the patient: for your knife, which you chase me.
33. flight attendant advised passengers to wear seat belts < br> ? top of a birds!
35 telephoned
the sun and the sun to the grass: Hey, the grass you?.
grass: grass, Who are you?
the sun: day ah
grass: grass, in the end Who
sun: My day ah, you grass grass
: the TMD, you are in the end Who is my grass
sun: I, I day ah
grass: grass.
sun, the mother grabbed the phone: grass, I am his mother, the grass your mother okay?
36 male and female friends to go shopping, <BR
boyfriend was nervous: how? is not stepped on lemon?
37. Bear asked the little rabbits: ass.
38 small white rabbit to the bakery: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: No next day the little white rabbit came again: the boss, there are 100 small bread? boss : Sorry, no. the third day a small white rabbit a door: the boss, there are 100 small bread? boss: It was too embarrassed, or fourth day a small white rabbit bounce : boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: Great! 100 small bread
White Rabbit: Great! to two!
39 and his father the two bus
son: Dad, when to ah?
father: stop to
son: when to stop?
father: to stop
40. one and a tiger were tied to two trees, tied the rope of the tiger following a candle Get out the rope has blown,MBT Womens Shoes, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will be eaten, results say a word, no tigers eat
he said ! The wolf child crying in the house all night, the wolf to keep outside the night, morning, wolf choked to say: man, men are all liars! ! !
42. girl asked her boyfriend > 43 on the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day, the little rabbit went to the river fishing, or what did not you catch home. On the third day
, rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish from the river to jump out, directed at a small rabbit shouting:
the fuck you I would have dared to use carrots as bait, on the flat dead!
44. some that first flight, fear, afraid to open eyes, the eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window, shouting: sitting Road
neighbor: received: Hair stylist accidentally knocked off the Sanmao of a hair. San Mao sighed and said: to carve a good pull. However, the hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: Ah you want me disheveled? Reference
47. Once upon a time there was a fudge, long walk in the street, suddenly said: my feet soft Oh
48 M: Do you like me?
female:
male: like, you guessed it.
female: you guess again.
49. a mental patient to write something, the doctor asked: write a letter. know!? to take off ah? or wear ah?
topic: which
kids: one of a left foot injury.
Teacher comments: You are a centipede? the the
Title: gradually continued
children: work, and father after another of the home.
Teacher comments: in the end you have a few father ah?
subject: the sad
children: the front of my house ditch it.
Teacher comments: teacher more the sad
Title: and
children: my mother is short, tall, fat and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic? topic
: you see
children: What you looking at! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not pull too the
subject: thriving
children write: thriving Rong confession.
Comments: series do not look too much!
topic: the delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher: ………
subject: naive < br> children write: really hot today.
Comments: you really naive
Title: really
children, said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then the turbid
teacher reviews: is the phrase, can not be separated
subject: … and then …… example: eating, bathing again.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teachers’ comments: …….. ……… topic
: the Moreover
children: a train passed, Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
the Teacher comments: I am dead, forget
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